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White Boys For Gay Jesus are a Leeds-based five-piece playing tech-y metal with grunts and groans and screams and shouts. Metalcore? Kinda. With a sense of humour. The band members, so sayeth their MySpace page, are Pretty Boy, Rent Boy, Sick Boy, Ball Boy and Aids.

Influences: Stuff, the gurgling of babies, the springing of Easter lambs, uncontrollable erections in cassocks, bros, that white stuff that builds up around the corner of some peoples mouths, pie.