Operator Please, for those fortunate enough not to have been served a limp-limbed ping-pong ball to the rectum previously, are a colour-coordinated quintet from Queensland, formed after lead singer Amandah Wilkinson decided to draft in others in the hopes of winning Elanora High School’s illustrious Battle of the Bands. They won said competition, released an EP and signed to Virgin Records. GO MIGHTY DUCKS!

Retaining the youthful exuberance of a gang of deranged toddlers ‘Just A Song About Ping Pong’ rang out with, ‘Leave It Alone’ sees the talent contest victors showing their range to the judges as the incorporation of violins and piano are showcased at a competent Grade 6 level of ability let down by a clumsy attempt to integrate some anthemic soul to the composition. Said teacher.

Whilst ‘…Ping Pong’ flaunted itself as heinous drivel, ‘Leave It Alone’ is far more shrewdly puerile.