Right. Do you lot really think dance music means Scooter, Ian Van Dahl and DJ Sammi??

No?

Good. Cos Johnny Boy are doing that "dance" thing in a sophisticated manner, like Saint Etienne did with 'Nothing Can Stop Us Now' and 'You're In A Bad Way'.

It sounds majestic, yet to the moral majority ( thank fuck we ain't George Bush's sincerity ridden children yet) it has no aesthetic.

Fuck 'em. It rocks.

You can dance? Madonna told ya.

Now do it.