Surely one day - oh please god make it soon - I or you or anyone we know will be in a shop and at the point of tendering one's money at the point of purchase will look up and see that the mere husk of a human being that has been serving you is someone who once 'had it all' but now has to contend with truculent school children and irritable office types behind the til at Budgens or worse, a 24 hour garage in Stevenage - who would you love to see wearing a branded baseball cap and matching fruit of the loom sweatshirt working in possibly the most despondent of roles?

Eg: I'd love to see Nick Hornby working at a motorway service station but its not goung to happen is it?