Someone explain this to me.

They're on the NME's cover.
Fair play.
But they're rubbish.
And haven't done anything. At all. No album, an eight-song set? RUBBISH. That single, Sheena Is A Parasite... too awful for words.

I can understand bad bands being on the cover when they've done something, BUT THIS?

Gosh, they are an awful band. Right? I'm not imagining this, right? They're interviewed by Pat Long, too. I used to love reading Pat Long's bits.

NO MORE PAT. NO MORE.
Bye.