The NME refuses to write their words. They publish EXACTLY what they say, and it pisses me off.

They don't do it in the Oasis interviews, apart from the obvious 'fookin'.

http://www.nme.com/news/arctic-monkeys/24039

I 'd be a bit like me typin' ev'rythin' on eya like this, when ya think abou' it.

Yes. Irritating. And cashing in on the accent.