Just read a thread about the easiest genres to blag if you're talentless and loved the ridiculous genres everyone was coming up with. Impromptu Spazzcore was without doubt my favourite.

So this is a 'what is the most ridiculous genre you've actually heard of' and 'who can come up with the most ridiculous genre ever' thread...

I'll start:

Kid Carpet describes his genre as 'Kiddy Disco-Punk Shit-Hop' and if i was in a band we would play 'post-folk inflammatory splattermetal' to small crowds