Bowie's got some gems, but for once not the inspiration for this thread. Actually, I was trying to find out if TVT released Isolation Drills. For those of you whose world doesn't revolve around me, you might have missed the brief lesson Jamie_Summers was giving me on a sober Robert Pollard, Ric Ocasek, and Jordan...but now I might be mixing conversations to all hell.

OK, OK...I'm getting to the point! So, anyway, during my research, which was horribly thwarted by the new Pitchfork shit-search engine, I came across a Robert Pollard quote I thought profound, clever, and possibly historical enough in its significance to share with you.

"If the guy next to you ever bought a Counting Crows album, punch him in the face!"

Well said, Robert! Words to live by, indeed.

Your turn, now.

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