Last night I partied like it was, liek, 1996 or something. And it was ace :)

Midget were proper fun, I had a massive grin on my face through pretty much the entire set. Which is what you want on a Monday evening at The Social, clearly. Started with Kylie & Jason and then played pretty much all the choooons - although a lack of 'Day of Your Life' was the only bad point. The bastards.

It would, though, be churlish to pick faults in a gig that ends with the fat bassist trying to jump off the back of a chair and simultaneously pull down his boxer shorts only to hit the floor like an absolute sack of shit. Ace. He hid his pain well though.

Midget described themselves as 'late 90's mince'. I love late 90's mince.