"Christ, I've had enough of street savvy, grotty, little urban poet fucks with Jafakin' burrs rhyming 'funny' with 'money', Abba did that 30 years ago you deplorable, wooly-haired trustafarian little cunt banana. And it's 'If You've Got The Money', unless you're speaking in the past tense. Don't think I don't know you flew through your GCSE English Lit in your posh school in Wimbledon you little bastard.
JA"

christ, they should be named LOLlouder.