A one-liner lyric contest.

You pick 'em and I'll judge 'em.

Me:
The Anti-christ is in the kitchen and he's yelling at me...
-Tori Amos, the single from Earthquakes, but I can't remember the song title.

OK, I WIN!

Nah, just kidding. Please submit yer entry for DiS fair and impartial consideration. ;-)