NEEEIILLLLLLLLLL HAMBURGER is the support act!

"Folks, I am in the midst of a month-long tour with Tenacious D that will be taking my jokes to many of the most popular cities, worldwide (such as Camden, New Jersey).

Thus far, aside from a large contingent of miserable, sour-pussed nay-sayers who cannot seem to stop booing as I try to do my job, things have gone well. The Tenacious D has been very gracious, and has made sure that every night when I arrive, my backstage rider demands are waiting for me:

1 bucket of warm water
1 empty bucket
1 can soda pop
1 can fruit cocktail
1 crying rag
1 newspaper (recent, if possible)
1 blanket
1 chair to sit on
assorted coins
a way out

Last night in Los Angeles, Eddie Von Halen was seen talking to himself during my set."

Watch Yoko Ono 'lol' at Neil here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW22Kv9N0mE