I know this has been done but I really have to get this off my chest, and can't be arsed to dig out that old thread.

"I'm a streetwalking cheetah with a hatful of napalm
I'm the runaway son of the nuclear a-bomb"

It's a top song, but come on, surely they could do better than that? Hats off to Iggy for managing to rhyme "napalm" with "a-bomb". I would never have thought of that.