1. Janet Jackson - Together again (insipid shite)

2. Barry White - My first, my last, my everything (i'm getting angry just typing that...)

3. Akon - Lonely (Makes the crazy frog acceptable)

4. Elevator - U2 (the tune is dire; the lyrics... sheesh)

5. clap your hands! - cyhsy (good band, terrible terrible intro)

near misses; oasis's singles off of "Be here now" barring "D'yer know I mean?", Damien Rice's entire first record, Fratelli's "Chelsea Dagger" and Arcade Fire "My body is a cage"