...the complete back catlogue of My Life Story (having just heard 'The Libertine') - if I was Jake Shillingford, I leave my camden bedsit and get the latest 'model songwriter' to give him some royalties.

If getting signed is that easy for solo artists then I recommend the next person with cheekbones with a surfeit of ideas to listen to Rialto's Untouchable and perhaps call it 'The Other'