But WHATTHEFUCK?

http://www.nme.com/news/paul-simon/30889

Albrecht was a member of the New Bohemians since 1999, and had also performed on several occasions with Brickell's husband Paul Simon. He also played keyboard and guitar and sang in the Dallas rock band Sorta.

Paul Simon has a husband?

So, all his songs were about men? Like Homeward Bound? And For Emily, Whenever I may bla bla bla?

This isn't good. No offence to gay 'eds or owt, but :'(.