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The Worst Band Eh-ver!

oceanRain [Edit] [Delete] 18:48, 27 April '05
I have discovered, unequivocally, the worst band ever. A Finnish metal band called Children of Bodom.

Skater kid: "Can you play that on guitar."
Me: "No," I said truthfully.
Skater: "Pretty difficult, eh?"
Me: "Very."

He didn't catch the sarcasm which was just as well. Was this horrible mish-mash fingertapping whinning leads over basic metal distortion with a singer from the river Styx. Bloody awful.

On a positive note, the youngster is picking up the guitar rather quickly. Expect the next Tool to come out of Newport Beach here in a couple years. No need to thank me.

Name the worst band to (dis)grace our planet:

PS I automatically reject all wisecrackers' 'Libertines' posts in advance!

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