I've just remembered this gem from Standard Break by Alkaline Trio:

"But now that I'm awake, I'd rather take a drink and walk down to the lake and thank that sky for lighting bolts"

Oh, and from The Hollows by Why?

"In Berlin I saw, two men fuck in a dark corner of a basketball court, just a slight jingle of pocket change pulsing"

Kinda grim, but funny nonetheless.