Hi.

We have two spare chalet places for this weekend's ATP.

So far, they are only available from this website.

The price for these tickets is £__.__ (fill in the blanks, you see?)

After ATP, if you want you can pay us £1,000 for a discbox full of pictures of us drunk as shit together at the Queen Vic (er... whatever the pub at Minehead is called) and dancing like jackasses at Jumpin Jaxx. Or you can live with the hazy, hazy memories from your mind's eye.

Recognize this groundbreaking approach?

Yes, I'm serious. Email us sharpish -- newframe at hotmail dot com

We're fun and nice, and just hate seeing ATP good times go to waste.