At one point in my life my favourite joke (for a week or so) was this:

Q: What do you call a dog with 5 dicks?
A: Take That and Lulu!

Now the problem here is obvious, this joke is irrelevant now. Don't worry, it's my problem I'll deal with it.

But my question to you is - do you have any jokes featuring bands/musicians/solo artists? Doesn't matter if it's good.

(p.s. i'm bored)