his blog is continuously entertaining. today:

'“THE RULES OF METAL.”

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1. Whatever it is, it must qualify as “Metal” by at least two other metal-heads. The truest test is if One of those people tolerates WHite Lion, but still stabnds firmly behind Cro-Mags “Age of Quarrel” Neither have to be on any drugs. But metal is metal.

2. SATAN maybe be taken as “literally” of “figuratively” as he probably is not the point, the point is always , “pause- chuncka-chaunka-SHREIKKKKKK) that is the point.

3. Your couch is your friend. use it for metal records. they belong heard front to back.

4. Be Somewhat metal. Do not let Metal down. It has had enough.

4. Do it again.

5. Woah. '

pretty much right.