I'm basing this purely on glancing at a TV screen this morning seeing Sam Sparro wearing some excessively garish eighties clothing (including an MC Hammer t-shirt, what a CAD!) with the good looks of some sort of catwalk model beneath the veneer. I've never heard his music nor know anything about him, so I have no idea whether he's any good or not, but once the thought of the vague comparison between him and Dan Deacon crossed my mind, I started imagining this huge Michael Bay directed epic where reality and plot are secondary to CGI and a token love story.

So. What I'm asking is. When's the release date of the film and does it feature a cameo of Alvin from The Chipmunks?