I have seen Stiffies for Bishops five times. I'll have completely gone off them by the time they get recognised and you all like them.

I put on the annual Upton Snudsbury post-crunk-fest for six years running before either 'post' or 'crunk' was a fashionable term, putting on bands like E=MC Hammer, Picalilli Line, Phantom Stoats and one year I even got legendary Candian drone quartet UD UD UD and UD.

My choice of ironic 80s pop is Tears For Fears becuase of Orzabal's use of hexachordal combinatoriality, and I will go on about this at great length to all people who disagree with me.

I'm fucking great, me.