Tings Tings. Who is it exactly thats trying to fool us into thinking they're actual human beings?

I've checked, and the lead singer Katie doesn't have a birth date, just a serial number and a batch code. In fact, their original name was actually going to be Microsoft Band 1.0 - until statistical trends revealed 'quirky, fresh and innovative' as key consumer-priorities going forward into the summer

Its weird, I can listen to their songs, but instead of music, all i hear is the self-satisfied grunting of a PR man loosening his tie and masturbating into his own hand

thoughts?