1. Flags. Seriously, just fuck off

2. People who take their camping chairs out with them and sit in front of one stage all day (also see people who stay seated on the floor when a crowd is forming and then tut when people walk into them)

3. 'Wacky' men who wear women's dresses

4. 'Wacky' women who wear wedding dresses

5. Free hugs (thankfully, this seems exclusive to Reading)

What am I missing?