Just thinking, there's a massive and shameful lack of proper tubby people in bands (except emo when it's a requirement to have a lardarse guitarist). Other than Mclusky, Les Savy Fav and Bad Manners, struggling to think of any fat frontmen. Do bands only get signed nowadays if the singer can fit his nonexistent arse into stupid skinny jeans?

I felt a massive sense of betrayal when Falco lost all that weight and got a nice haircut.