Boards
Moshing
Why!!!!??
Why the fuck do grown (the average age of people who mosh in odd places is about 33) men feel the need to do it? It fucking pisses me off so much. At a metal gig, fine I guess, but the fucking Arcade Fire at Reading what the fucking fuck!? The Pixies!? FUCKING CUNTS! I don't care if you're even doing it in ironic way, just fuck off. Indfact, if you're doing it in an ironic way you should be shot in the face repeatedly for three days.
Every band should just come onstage and say "moshing is for 13 year old virgins with small penises"
My new thing is to trip anyone who pisses me off by moshing up sneakily so they get hurt.
Jumping - Fine
Dancing - Fine
Moshing - FUCKING GET AWAY FROM ME YOU HAIRY SWEATY FUCKING MORON
That's another thing, taking off your shirt at gigs does not make you any less hot. it just makes you cover other people in your sweat.
God damn the world.
Why the fuck do grown (the average age of people who mosh in odd places is about 33) men feel the need to do it? It fucking pisses me off so much. At a metal gig, fine I guess, but the fucking Arcade Fire at Reading what the fucking fuck!? The Pixies!? FUCKING CUNTS! I don't care if you're even doing it in ironic way, just fuck off. Indfact, if you're doing it in an ironic way you should be shot in the face repeatedly for three days.
Every band should just come onstage and say "moshing is for 13 year old virgins with small penises"
My new thing is to trip anyone who pisses me off by moshing up sneakily so they get hurt.
Jumping - Fine
Dancing - Fine
Moshing - FUCKING GET AWAY FROM ME YOU HAIRY SWEATY FUCKING MORON
That's another thing, taking off your shirt at gigs does not make you any less hot. it just makes you cover other people in your sweat.
God damn the world.