a) Does he think he's JD from Scrubs? And if not why he is trying to do an over-sentimental voiceover? That clearly doesn't work as well as Scrubs anywhere, presumably 'cos one employs professional writers and the other is the Walkmen.

b) Can someone please destroy all copies of this in existence? I appreciate I do have the option of just not listening to it but if copies exist there remains the risk I might accidentally stumble across it by mistake and have to hear it. I really don't want that to happen.

PS On the subject of god-awful Christmas songs by credible indie bands It's Christmas Time by Yo La Tengo (which admittedly may be a cover) is the only recording in history insipid enough to out-bland Scouting For Girls.