their next album will find it's way into Brett Gurewitz's in-tray resulting in a record deal with Epitaph, slot on the Vans Warped Tour, sponsorship by
an energy drinks company with a ludicrous name and a garishly coloured product, cameo in a high school gross out comedy where they'd play a 'hilarious' ska-punk version of an 80s classic during the prom dance in the final scene and all the baggy just past the knees cargo shorts that their little destined to play the Southampton Joiners once a month forever hearts could desire?

I do.