The evidence:

The Dwarves Are Young and Good Looking is a perfect 10 album. It combines tunes, aggression, melody and black humour perfectly.

The song "Fuck You Up And Get High" is a 30 second masterclass.

They faked the death of their own guitarist and got dropped from the record label as a result.

The albums range from lo-fi garage rock, to melodic (pop) punk, to hardcore without ever losing anything in way of attitude or, most importantly for a band, tunes.

Hewhocannotbenamed plays naked except for a rey mysterio style wrestling mask.

They have an album called "Blood, Guts and Pussy"

They have an album called "Free Cocaine"

The song Demonica would almost certainly be a radio staple if it wasn't about having sex with a 13 year old girl.

The defence rests, your honour.