I haven't seen anyone hurl verbal abuse at a band for ages and I've seen some pretty shitty bands, my excuse is I have a voice of a posh old lady and couldn't possible take the ridicule thrown back at me. However when a band appears on stage, one in a sailors hat and one sporting a pencil mustachio with a single expression, who go on to sing 'Am I cool, Am I cool, Am I cool, Am I Cool" and not in a playing homage to alan partridge sort of way either, and no one says a thing I really would like to shout something.