http://joshfreese.com/buynow/

omg. highlights:

$20,000 -(limited edition of 1-SOLD!)

* -Signed CD/DVD and digital download.
* -T-shirt**
* -A signed DW Snare from the 2008 Nine Inch Nails tour.
* -*Maynard James Keenan, Mark Mothersbaugh from DEVO and I take you miniature golfing and then drop you off on the side of the freeway (all filmed and posted on youtube of course).
* -I give you a tour of Long Beach. I'll show ya my first apartment, the coffee shop on 2nd St where my buddy paid Dave Grohl $40 to rip up some tile just weeks before he joined "Nirvana". I'll show you all my old stomping grounds....the Vandals old rehearsal spot, the house Quackenbush and I use to rent, where to go for the best tacos, Snoop Dogg's high school, etc....
* for an extra 50 bucks I'll show you where Adrian and Tom from "No Doubt" live. For another $25 I'll throw in Brooks from Bad Religion and Eric from NOFX's houses too!
* We then spend the night at the Queen Mary and take the "Ghost Tour" (seperate rooms of course.....no spooning).
* -I write 2 songs about you (or if you want 1 can be about you and the other one can be about whatever or whomever you'd like) and it goes on my next record (you can sing back up on them, clap, play the drums, triangle solo...whatever you want).
* -Drum lesson OR foot and back massage (once again.....couples welcome).
* - Pick any 3 items out of my closet.