Like the Black Eyed Peas song that has apparently been at Number One for ages - my only exposure to it has been when I'm walking past scaffolding.

Holiday by Dizzee Rascal I only hear on the occasional lunch break I spend in greasy spoon occupied solely by semi-skilled manual labourers.

Some people I know love all that music, and not in a Yannis Philippakis I'm-so-full-circle-indie-I'm-actually-into-Miley-Cyrus way, but GENUINELY

A work colleague texted me to say how good the new Sophie Ellis Bextor song is - and who'd have fucking thought? A soulless electro non-starter groaning under the weight of its own overcompression, featuring the line 'heartbreak give me a dancer, DJ give me an answer'

Fuck. that.