I love how shes all flustered about record sales and how Radiohead are wrong for free albums etc. Especially with her "snapshot of Africa safari" pic in the background of her Twitter. Im sure we can all afford that? We can right? Shes dead down to earth!

It charms my soul her sales might not be matching what she expected, surely shes had it hard. Dad scraped it together, parklife additional vocals got them through those terrible times of the mid 90's when she was at private school.

People are losing their houses, becoming unemployed (yeah like me, through my own choice i might add). Unlike her, i have a qualification. Maybe when things pick up i can out perform her at the kiosk at Asda.