I work at the student shop at my uni (goldsmiths) and the perk is being able to select the music we play. yesterday I left my iPod on shuffle. Da Funk by Daft Punk came on, and some guy came up to me at the counter, looked over at the iPod dock and was like "yeah, this is MSTRKRFT right? They're sick!". Dude looked heartbroken when I told him it wasn't what he thought it was.

So yeah, examples of when you've tried to look like the big man, or someone else has towards you