Robert Smith: ``If Morrissey says not to eat meat, then I’ll eat meat — that’s how much I hate Morrissey.``

Elton John on Keith Richards: ``“It’s like a monkey with arthritis, trying to go onstage and look young.``

Anton Newcombe on Eric Clapton: ``People talk about Eric Clapton. What has he ever done except throw his baby off a fuckin’ ledge and write a song about it?``

I like Mogwai's hilariously petty 'Blur Are Shite' slogan. Other favourites?