I posted a new article on my music blog this evening facing off Lana Del Rey's 'Born To Die' against Sleigh Bells' 'Born To Lose', solely on account of their similar names. Sleigh Bells obviously won due to Lana's track being, well, a bit shit, and Sleigh Bells' tune being, well, pretty awesome. (See here: http://www.quiffprofro.com/2011/12/born-to-die-vs-born-to-lose.html)

Anyway, it got me thinking - what other sets of very different songs with similar names can you think of, and which of the two would obviously win in some sort of anthropomorphised musical smackdown?