Radical.

By simple gossip-logic, Sue Barker is, herefore, a lesbo.

Barrymore had relations with Duncan Norvelle.

Mel AND Sue both paid for theor entry onto the comedy writing gravy train via muff-related favours.

Prince Charles molested a male servant at Windsor castle and paid £70k to hush it up.

I could name at least 12 current 'song writers' who are well regarded in DiS circles who do little more than give a thumbs up to a team of song writers.

George Michael bummed my mum.

Am I banned yet? I can't find an 'exit' button so I'll go with this.

Lisa Stansfield sucked a terrible man's sherbert dib-dab.