1. Attend ska and reggae events even though they're a bunch of massive racismialists. Maybe I'm just living in 1980.

2. Their dress sense. One Right Said Fred was more than enough.

3. Their constant fixation with the numbers "14" and "88." What is this, Mecca Bingo?

4. Their obsession with using red Olde English fonts on a black background. That's soooo 1987.

5. Trying to get support in countries like Croatia. With David Guetta's beach parties, haven't these poor people suffered enough?