i've seen quite a few threads on here over the years (fuck i've been reading these boards for too long) with people bemoaning the behaviour of other folk at gigs. can we compile a list of acceptable gig etiquette, such as

1. Standing near the front is an acceptance that you'll get bumped around quite a bit/kicked within an inch of your life at hardcore gigs

2. Standing near the back is an indication that you wish to enjoy the show without having bulmers cider houfed over your back/down your best topman chinos or generally coming into physical contact with another gig-goer

now you go..........