I want to buy a new guitar. I want to pay between £350-£750 for it. I currently own a mid 90’s American Tele and HSS Mexican Strat, so I want it to be nothing like this.

Please argue amongst yourselves over what I should get. Please none of this *just shop around and find one you love* rubbish because I’m clearly going to actually do that, but I want to talk about guitars.

Should I try some ridiculous Ibanez or something? I’ve always been put off them because they look a bit silly. Can I afford a decent sounding Gretch in my price range? Do my research for me you swines.