i am having withdrawal symptoms from not having done one for days, so here you are

1. He was only five foot three but girls could not resist the stare

2. Can i get a witness to physical fitness

3. I'll dress like your niece

4. One day i'll cut my legs off

5. We can sing for each other

6. How can i escape this future?

7. Put your kettle on

8. Shes making sure she is not dreaming

9. I knew a girl and like her still

10. You idiot kid, you don't have a clue