In the last five hours I have had the most horrible flu rush up on me from nowhere and grab me by the throat and I am in severe disgusting snotty woozy pain

I can't help thinking about the fact that there have been 7 cases of H5N1 bird flu confirmed within 3km of my house - it's HIGHLY unlikely but what if...?

SO, if I die then can someone make sure my parents don't play 'Down, Down' by Status Quo at my funeral

thanks

god I feel like crap