1. "And his massive genitals refuse to co-operate"

2. "You've been digging in the rubble, getting bitches in trouble"

3. "We are born without eyesight, we are born without sin"

4. "Fifty per cent off original retail price, skip the middle man"

5. "I had my back turned, you didn't realise I'm lonely"

6. "I scratch my knee, I have to scratch the other"

7. "I've had these jeans since I was born"

8. "We'll make them turn their heads, every place we go"

9. "I thought some daisies might cheer you up"

10. "You think you're tired now but wait until three"