If you had to be one person who has gone down namelessly in the annals of pop, who would it be?

The guy who shouts Judas at Dylan?
The guy from EMI who tells The Beatles that guitars are on their way out of fashion?
The person who throws a Bible at Ocean Colour Scene on Southamton Common in 1998?

At the moment i'd either want to be the person who called Idlewild "a flight of stairs falling down a flight of stairs" or the person who gave Daft Punk their name...