Having just found my copy of 'Horse of the Dog', I've been pissing myself over the lyrics to 'Celebrate Your Mother':

Celebrate your mother
You'd celebrate your father if he’s sleeping with your sisters and your brother
And your mother
But you’re always late so today celebrate

So celebrate your mother
You celebrate with Mary Jane and Billy
Uncle Charlie and the others

Cause you lost it bad
How you feeling now
Sniffin’ drinkin’ poppin’ pissin’
‘Cause your think it’s rock n’ roll
I said you lost it bad

How you feeling now
When you celebrate today
Celebrate

So celebrate your mother
You'd celebrate your father if he’s sleeping with your sisters and your brother
And your mother
But you’re always late so today celebrate

It’s coming for your mother
Human soul consumin’ roarin’
All the rabid mouths are foamin’ for your mother
And like a birthday boy
You’ve got to do it well

Saw you once and I heat up again
Saw you once and I just partied my friend
Because a man never lost, I’m gonna live forever
No, a man never got lost and lived in his cellar

Saw you once and I heat up again
Saw you once and I just partied my friend
Because a man never lost, I’m gonna live forever
No, a man never got lost and...Come on!

I want to fuck your mother
It’s a dirty job but someone’s got to do it well
But please don’t tell your father
‘Cause I’ll fuck him as well

Oh yeah you are the best in the world
Sniffin’, drinkin’ poppin’, pissin’
‘Cause you think it’s rock n’ roll
I know that you are the best in the world
When you celebrate today
Celebrate it all