Apparently he had a bad week.

It's called "Illishit more like!"

1. who ate my fucking yoghurt? / seriously I wrote my name on it and everything

2. did i ask for a traffic cone you cock? (thrown into my rose bush)

3. why can't this kitten learn to poop in the litter tray?

4. they are wankers, my neighbours! they play Xtina far too loud!

5. In This Chippy, as in the Hearts of Man for Whom He Made Ketchup

etc