I've never tried this before - please reply or else I'll look pathetic:

I'm not sure if it's too easy, too hard or about right. Oh, and the songs aren't all especially recent or anything. Hope that's okay.

1. "I've seen your qualifications, you've got a PhD. I've got one Art O-level - it did nothing for me".

2. "All those brutal discos that taught me how to pine. I've no regrets for what I did but I regret I had the time"

3. "Oh to die of kisses, ecstasies and charms. Pavements of poets will write that I died in 9 angels' arms"

4. "If I didn't know the difference, living alone would probably be okay. It wouldn't be lonely..."

5. "...You've been discreet, there were so many people you just had to meet without your clothes."

6. "Sorry, don't get mad at me. I just did the sex quiz from your magazine"

7. "I thought about my friend Michel, how they rolled him in Linoleum and shot him in the neck"

8. "I sat with Dan and drank more beer, we hadn't spoken since last year"

9. "A schoolboy yawns, sits back and hits return. Around the world computers crash and burn"

10. "I refuse to sit in the backseat and get handled like I do nothing all day but sit around watch the Cartoon Channel"