get in touch if you are a vacuous scenester twat who can't really play, but looks good.

n't

you know the score...I'm not gonna reel off a list of influences, cos to be honest I find most modern (post 1976) bands to be like a squidgy turd floating in sick

Surely there is someone else who can comes on this indie message board who thinks most indie music sucks cock...who can also play bass, has all their own teeth, and lives in London?