Drunkenly sending this text to everybody on my mobile on Christmas Eve seemed like a good idea at the time. Bit of jokey christmas cheer to warm the hearts of my friends on a cold December evening, if you like

However, last night I saw a girl (THE girl) who I really, really shouldn't have sent it to. I'm quite sure that she now thinks I'm some kind of persistent sex pest, and didn't seem to believe me when I explained that I'd actually sent the very same text to everybody

So now She has me down as a pervert. Brilliant. Anybody else make a habit of fucking up like this?